The Earhquake Sarko

While Great Britain got woken up by the earthquake this week, Nicolas Sarkozy continues to shake France about. But by shaking up his hexagon too much, he now has a hard time to find a calm ground to rest his feet on. By a survey carried out by Liberation 3th of March, the support of thePresident has dropped with 4 per cent and which shows that people have started to lose their trust in him.


The earthquake Sarko, has now shredded a new victim; primary schools. This time, his query concerns the holocaust, which he wants to be laid-out at a very early age, while teaching the effects of racism. The thought is good, but psychologist and teachers claim that the heavy message is too hard to break for a 10 year old child. It the same time, some teachers are getting offended because its like Sarko is saying “ That’s really nice Dear, but let me show you how to do your job.”
To stir up a bit more, Mr President wants to remove advertisement on the public Broadcast group: France télévisions. Maybe Sarkozy got so offended by the Ryanair ad that he cursing off ads forever. OR maybe him and Carla are getting tired of the commercial break when cuddling in the Tv-sofa for the Sunday night’s movie. Probably, he just forgot that publicity is a major income source for broadcasting and involves an important number of staff. The staff on the other hand, did not forget and which resulted in a huge strike with the slogan “Télé sans pub, mais pas sans l’sou” [Tv without ads, but not without money”]

After swiping from Primary school to Broadcast, Nicolas also had time to stop by the Agriculture meeting. After a bystander's refusal to shake mr presidents hand, claiming that his hand was dirty Sarkozy responded; Casse-toi, pauvre con![ Get lost, poor idiot] Poor idiot? No, Poor Nicolas Sarkozy. Unfortunately, someone recorded the whole drama and is now up and running on Youtube seen by 2,018,434 people. Where did his excellent media relations skills go? Is the love for Carla Bruni, making him loose his cool?

To conclude; the Pr-team is going to be busy cleaning up after the earthquake Nicolas Sarkozy. However, when the work is over 11pm, they can return to their home and enjoy a in- depth documentary about the WW 2, without commercial breaks.